Melora's Handicraft Shoppe

These items are hand-crafted by Melora. Visit the Rasputina Greedbag Shoppe for t-shirts, posters, pins, cd's, and more! NOTE: Handicraft items must be purchased separately from Rasputina Greedbag Shoppe items (CD's, T-Shirts, Etc.).

Melora's Handicraft orders can be paid using PayPal or Credit Cards (Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express). Add handicraft items to your cart. You can select a form of payment when you are ready to place your order.

NOTICE: Deliveries will ship after summer recitals.

The Pregnant Concert - Live from Knitting Factory. CD

Rasputina - The Pregnant Concert
Knitting Factory, Williamsburg
September 13, 1909

CD contains 1hour & 10 minutes of all the laughs and tears of this most memorable recital. If you listen very carefully, you might hear Ivy singing with Melora.
$13

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Ancient Cross-Dressing Songs. CD

CD contains three 3 ancient folksongs about female-to-male crossdressers.
PLUS a personal message from Melora.
Sold Out :-(



Melora's Cello String Necklaces (limited supply!)

Cello-string necklaces are back!
Melora went through a bunch of strings whilst recording. Melora hand-makes each necklace with individual charms such as spoons, keys, fish...
Suitable for neckwear or lovely rear-view mirror adornments.
Sold Out :-(



The Willow Tree Triptych

Autographed The Willow Tree Triptych
3 different songs from 3 different countries, all titled 'The Willow Tree"
— American, English, Irish
Total edition of 100. Will never be reproduced on album or anything.
Individual hand-collaged covers by Melora & Hollis.
Sold Out :-(



Autographed Photo Print

What Is Your Name?

Autographed Photo Print
Ready to be framed and placed prominentyly on your mantle.
High-quality print on heavy watercolor paper
8.5" x 11"
$25

♦ NOTE: Specify your name in box on the left.



Autographed Posters

What Is Your Name?

Cabin Fever-Era Autographed Poster
Cabin-kept, locked and keyed
'Twas a fever that done did its deed.
$15

♦ NOTE: Specify your name in box on the left.



Music Folios
Choose a folio:

Sheet Music Folios
For 3 celli, 1 voice.
Comes in 3 ring binder for removeability.
Hand notated and guarenteed full of mistakes.
Each folio is a copy of the original hand-written music, making it possible for you to study the madness to the method.



The Fragrance Counter
Choose a perfume:

Tears Of A Clown
Very peppy for a downer with a with a ginger-mint scent. Each bottle includes a label that is autographed by Melora.

Melora's Rancid Brain Oil ™
A toxic oil is spreading through Melora's brain, causing headaches, cavities and skin lesions. Through a unique draining process, this disturbing substance is now available to you for use as a perfrume. The aroma of this substance is something akin to a Suffragette snacking on whiskey-soaked black licorice cords. Each bottle comes afixed with a label that is autographed by Melora.




A Message From Melora

Hello Dear Customer
Yes, it's true, I do this all by myself. I even take the packages to the post office. That is why I say, "YOUR ORDER COULD TAKE 4-6 WEEKS TO ARRIVE." So don't get all impatient, and know that I'm doing my best for you, dear merch customer.
Much Love,
Melora